September 2, 2012
Away from the stifling media crush, staid Ben Bernanke is dashing Reverse Robin Hood, lackey
pawn of the Neofeudalist Financial Lords who shamelessly steals from the poor to give to the parasitic super-rich.
electioneering chatter about a "reverse Robin Hood" who steals from the poor to give to the rich, it's important
to identify the real Reverse Robin Hood: Ben Bernanke and his Merry Band of Thieves, a.k.a. the Federal Reserve. It's especially
appropriate to reveal Ben as the real Reverse Robin Hood today, as the Chairman is as omnipresent in the media as Big Brother
due to the Cargo-Cult confab in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.
Please answer the following questions before launching a rousing
defense of the All-Powerful Fed and its chairman:
1. What is the nominal yield on your savings account, thanks to the
Fed's zero-interest rate policy (ZIRP)? (Answer: 0.25%)
2. What is the inflation-adjusted yield on your savings account?
(Answer: - 2.25%)
3. What is the rate of interest the Fed charges banks for "free money"? (Answer: 0%)
What is the average interest rate for bank-issued credit cards? (Answer: 14.52%)
5. What is the interest rate for student
loans? (Answer: 6.8%, and 7.9% or 8.5% for PLUS loans)
6. Does the Fed pay interest on the funds banks have borrowed
from the Fed for 0% and then deposited with the Fed? (Answer: yes)
7. Exactly how has the average American worker benefited
from the Fed's policies? (Answer: interest on credit cards has declined from 19.9% to 14.52%, if the worker has outstanding
credit, which few of the bottom 90% do.) Theoretically, workers could re-finance their homes at lower interest rates, but
the vast majority are either underwater or no longer qualify. Ben and the Merry Thieves love pulling Catch 22.
has the average parasitic Neofeudalist Financial Lord benefited from the Fed's "rob the poor to give to the rich"
policies? (Answer: Handsomely. The top 1%'s income and net worth has soared as Ben and his Merry Band of Thieves have stripmined
interest income from the poor and pension funds and diverted it to the rich.)
9. Have the Fed's Reverse Robin Hood policies narrowed income disparity in
the U.S.? (Answer: no-income disparity has widened further as a result of Fed goosing of risk assets.)
10. How many of
the nation's 14.5 million unemployed have gotten jobs as a result of Fed policies who would not have gotten a job if the Fed
had been abolished in 2009? (Answer: unknown, but the best guess is 17, including Bennie the part-time janitor, with a statistical
error of + or - 17.)
11. How does Ben the Reverse Robin Hood justify his thievery? (Answer: he doesn't. Officially sanctioned
propaganda casts him in the role of selfless do-gooder, protecting saintly Neofeudalist Financial Lords from restless debt-serfs.)
Listen up, debt-serfs, you have it good here on the manor estate. You get three squares of greasy fast-food or heavily processed
faux-food a day, and if Reverse Robin Hood and his Merry Band of Thieves is ripping you off it's for a good reason: the predatory
Neofeudalist Financial Lords need the money more than you do, as they have a lot of political bribes to pay: it's an election
year, and the bribes are getting increasingly costly. Poor things, we're sure you understand. Now go back to work or watching
entertainment (or "news," heh) and leave the Lords alone.
Dr Bill SCHNOEBELEN [Dubuque, Indiana IA 52004]
Author of 7 books
- ex Catholic priest (raised a Catholic)
- ex New Age Guru
- Taught Astrology
- Taught Tarot cards
- Taught Astral
- UFO Studies
- ex Satanic & Voodoo High Priest
- ex Hard Core Satanism
- ex 2nd Degree
Member Church of Satan
- ex Vampire
- ex Witch
- ex Satanist
- ex Occultist
- ex Channeler
- ex Mormon (LDS)
- ex 9th Degree
- 9th Degree Ordo Templi Orientalis (OTO)
- ex KNIGHT TEMPLAR [YORK RITE]
- ex ILLUMINATI
[Senior Freemasonry] member
- ex 32nd Degree in Scottish Rite Freemasonry
of the Royal Secret]
- 33rd Degree - Sovereign Grand Inspector General
- Member of the
[Located precisely 13 blocks from the White House]
- ex 90 Degree Freemason [Olympian
(Circle - Theosophy)?]
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